söndag 18 oktober 2009

Á tout le amis, Je vous aime !

Har inte skrivit så mycket på ett tag, jag har för mycket att göra för att hinna/orka. Men jag mår bra, minst sagt!

Ta inte låten ordagrant, bara orden, A tout les amis, Je vous aime! (Till alla vänner, jag älskar er!).

Dont remember where I was
I realized life was a game
The more seriously I took things
The harder the rules became
I had no idea what itd cost
My life passed before my eyes
I found out how little I accomplished
All my plans denied

So as you read this know my friends
Id love to stay with you all
Please smile when you think of me
My bodys gone thats all

A tout le monde
A tout les amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
There are the last words
Ill ever speak
And theyll set me free

If my heart was still alive
I know it would surely break
And my memories left with you
Theres nothing more to say

Moving on is a simple thing
What it leaves behind is hard
You know the sleeping feel no more pain
And the living are scarred

torsdag 1 oktober 2009

Wiiiimen are EBIL !

1. We all know you need time and money to please a woman, so we can state:

WOMEN=TIMExMONEY

2. We also know that in business, time is money, so we can state:

TIME=MONEY

3. Putting 1. and 2. together we can state:

WOMEN=MONEYxMONEY or shorter
WOMEN=MONEY²

4. We know, that money is the root of all evil, so we can state:

MONEY=sqrt(EVIL)

5. If we put 4. in 3. we have following statement:

WOMEN=(sqrt(EVIL))²

6. Going back to math lessons, we learned that sqrt and ² discard each other, so, our final statement, which has hereby been proven to be right:

WOMEN=EVIL